Drinks

When speaking of beer, wine or any other consumable, it is important to remember that each person will perceive flavors in their own unique way. It is almost impossible to truly qualify a product as the best this or the best that, when in most cases each person will decide for themselves what is best. To truly make such a definitive statement, one must have the perfect training matched with an innate ability. One must rise above the fray and tap into the essence of what a product is. One must selflessly throw themselves upon the fire that is public opinion and rise like a phoenix, reigning down upon the public the incontrovertible truth that the public is wrong and should succumb to all that is right and just.

It is with determination and commitment that I offer myself up to such martyrdom. Please try to understand that you may disagree with my opinions but you are wrong. I accept that and I forgive.

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